Johnny Garcia

  Any any show, day or night. Someone, somwhere will yell "SLAYEEEER!!!"   Thi..

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  Do you have someone that was "The one that got away"? Well don't let that happen again wi..

  Drink because no one is on your side. Drink because you are on no ones side.   ..

  Hail to the metal gods themselves! Scream for me!!!   This durable, high-qua..

  Walk ins are welcome. Don't mind the vase either.   This durable, high-quali..

  Vote for him! Or he'll laser every f****ng one of you!   This durable, high-..

  If you love The Matrix and The Smiths...and well Agent Smith. Then this is perfect for yo..

  "You take the red pill. You stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole g..

  "It drags me when I walk, I smell it everywhere."   This durable, high-quali..

  Learn from the best and destroy any orc in sight!   This durable, high-quali..

  Dwarves are the best at forging the best weaponry and armory. Must pay in gold or jewerly..

  Love to fish and solve riddles? Gollum can help with both! Just be aware that if you lose..

  Looking for the best honey in all of Middle Earth? Come on by! Just beware of giant bear...

  Come stay at Rivendell bed and breakfast! Sorry ONLY greens and no meat.   T..